That entitled white Karen

with a smug on her face

parasitic by nature, a fuckin disgrace

faking disabilities, like PTSD

all to get her emotional support animal decree

And they can be as large as a house

the size of a bread box

or as small as a mouse

Billy goat, gorilla

parakeet, or chinchilla

It doesn’t matter, 

it doesn’t make sense

they can be vicious as panthers

or noisy as geese

These Karens don’t care

Its all about them

The rules don’t apply  

they think they’re exempt

They’ll take pets on planes, 

grocery stores, libraries, buses and trains 

dragging them anywhere, so they won’t cry

well I’m sick of this bull shit and I’ll tell you why

they’re not true service animals

they don’t have to obey

They can poop in the aisles

they aren’t properly trained

They don’t lead the blind

They don’t help the deaf 

They can’t detect seizures

They’re an annoyance at best

Away with the pretense

You know it’s a scam

Bending the rules in your favor 

But you don’t give a damn.

 No big dogs allowed

well, that won’t stop you

Faking  medical conditions

Threatening to sue

Emotional Support Animal, my ass

It takes all your energy

To hold back that beast

Who snarls, barks and growls

At the end of his leash.